25 Funny Sleep Quotes That Are Worth Sharing

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25 Funny Sleep Quotes That Are Worth Sharing

Start your morning with a good laugh with these 25 funny sleep quotes you can share on social media. 

Funny sleep quotes

 It’s good to wake up each morning with a vibrant feeling, ready to seize your day. Wake up with these funny sleep quotes you can share with your friends.

  1. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” — Mindy Kaling
  2. “The best thing to do first thing in the morning is to go right back to sleep.” — Anonymous
  3. “A kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.” — Red Skelton
  4. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.” — Charles M. Schulz
  5. “A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting.” — Terri Guillemets
  6. “Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.” — Anonymous
  7. “Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds.” — JoJo Jensen
  8. “I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.” — Anonymous
  9. “The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.” — Wilson Mizener
  10. “Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.” — Anthony Burgess
  11. “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” — Henry Youngman
  12. “My biggest parenting conundrum: Why is it so hard to put someone who is already sleepy to sleep.” — Chrissy Teigen
  13. “Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.” — Albert Camus
  14. ‘“I’m going to bed” really means “I’m going to lie in my bed and go on my phone.’ — Anonymous
  15. “Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.” — Tina Fey
  16. “The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.” — W.C. Fields
  17. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” — Phyllis Diller
  18. “Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night.” — Charles Fisher
  19. “I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.” — Lewis Grizzard
  20. “No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked so good...she took long naps, never got old, and didn’t have to do anything but snore to get her Prince Charming.” — Olive Green
  21. “People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” — Leo J. Burke
  22. “I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.” — George Foreman
  23. “They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” — George Carlin
  24. “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” — Dave Barry
  25. “Those who snore always fall asleep first.” — Anonymous

Bonus:“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.” — Irish Proverb 


Did you have a good laugh? Which of these quotes make you laugh the hardest? 

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